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Tiny kaiju's avatar

Wait 'til they find out the new Loki is bisexual. And Ms. America (Captain America from an alternate universe ?) is a hispanic girl who wears short shorts and big ass earrings. I know entirely too much about this shit.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

he already follows her on twitter

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Have you learned <strike>nothing</strike> <i>everything</i> from Anthony Weiner?

FTFY

fuflans's avatar

wow. just. wow. she was a hero of mine from (way) afar. her murder gutted me.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Is there any pig's blood involved? It never goes well when high school girls and pig's blood gets in the p0icture.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Judging by the size of the hands on both of them I’m assuming that fisting is somehow used against the evil doers.

Jared James's avatar

In ironic twist, the porcupine with giant green hands is an out feminist Green Party angry vegan who spends most of each issue sulking over Ms Marvel eating a cheeseburger off-panel.

"<i>Meat is murder,</i>" it mutters, moodily gnawing a giant green knuckle.