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Pat_Pending's avatar

"Chapped, leaking anus..." Score, Evan!

subatomic's avatar

By and large the GOP thrives on a constituency that put beliefs and ideology above knowledge, intellect, and rational thought. As long as there are so many truly ignorant voters, who will to vote against their own self interest, the GOP will always have a base. This is the main reason that Republican lawmakers and advocates spend so much time railing against science and objective reality.

Paperless Tiger's avatar

You can only flirt with disaster so long.

Queen Méabh's avatar

I guess it's too late for me to pretend to be a Republican and get elected president by Congress if this stupid scheme were to work. But what a nice fantasy that is, and wouldn't they be surprised when I throw off my Reagan mask and they see Towanda The Avenger taking the Oath of Office! Oh, I forgot, I'm a woman, it wouldn't work.

Paperless Tiger's avatar

You're not an idiot either, which would make them suspicious.

JustDon'tSayHambriston's avatar

"schlonged" them, I believe the term is.

CripesAmighty's avatar

It could work. Just needs a little savvy marketing. Maybe hire some pr mavens--like the ones who put together:https://m.youtube.com/watch...

House0fTheBlueLights's avatar

Y'all need to get down with our new Vince Foster murdering Overlady. Just sayin'

House0fTheBlueLights's avatar

Doesn't count. They live in Canada.

Saxo the Grammarian's avatar

Another entry for the Department of "BRB - Dying of Laughter Here". I'm seeing several news reports that Trump wants to appoint Trey Gowdy as his Attorney General.

Da Fuq? Has someone taken the art of trolling to new levels?

House0fTheBlueLights's avatar

They're all doing that. They just can't say it in public.

alwayspunkindrublic's avatar

McCain, as usual, the biggest disappointment...after what Trump said about him. Sheesh.

mancityRed6's avatar

molly hatchet libelz!!11!!

mancityRed6's avatar

a giant cheeto, just for him

Chauncey's avatar

We need to encourage the the #nevertrump people to do the right thing and #writeinjesus.