Oh, Republicans! Ever since Donald Trump's elegant penis wrapped itself around the Republican primary race and he became the all-but-certain presumptive nominee, those dumbass #NeverTrump dead-enders have been ... well, they've been just pathetic. They've been weeping with their peepers, gnashing with their chompers, and beating their own boobies over how America is over, and Hillary is gonna be the next president and OH BOTHER! Their plans for a contested convention had died when Ted Cruz and John Kasich sticked their tails between their testicular taint regions and went home, and now all hope is lost.
By and large the GOP thrives on a constituency that put beliefs and ideology above knowledge, intellect, and rational thought. As long as there are so many truly ignorant voters, who will to vote against their own self interest, the GOP will always have a base. This is the main reason that Republican lawmakers and advocates spend so much time railing against science and objective reality.
I guess it's too late for me to pretend to be a Republican and get elected president by Congress if this stupid scheme were to work. But what a nice fantasy that is, and wouldn't they be surprised when I throw off my Reagan mask and they see Towanda The Avenger taking the Oath of Office! Oh, I forgot, I'm a woman, it wouldn't work.
Another entry for the Department of "BRB - Dying of Laughter Here". I'm seeing several news reports that Trump wants to appoint Trey Gowdy as his Attorney General.
Da Fuq? Has someone taken the art of trolling to new levels?
Natch
"Chapped, leaking anus..." Score, Evan!
By and large the GOP thrives on a constituency that put beliefs and ideology above knowledge, intellect, and rational thought. As long as there are so many truly ignorant voters, who will to vote against their own self interest, the GOP will always have a base. This is the main reason that Republican lawmakers and advocates spend so much time railing against science and objective reality.
You can only flirt with disaster so long.
I guess it's too late for me to pretend to be a Republican and get elected president by Congress if this stupid scheme were to work. But what a nice fantasy that is, and wouldn't they be surprised when I throw off my Reagan mask and they see Towanda The Avenger taking the Oath of Office! Oh, I forgot, I'm a woman, it wouldn't work.
You're not an idiot either, which would make them suspicious.
"schlonged" them, I believe the term is.
It could work. Just needs a little savvy marketing. Maybe hire some pr mavens--like the ones who put together:https://m.youtube.com/watch...
Y'all need to get down with our new Vince Foster murdering Overlady. Just sayin'
Doesn't count. They live in Canada.
Another entry for the Department of "BRB - Dying of Laughter Here". I'm seeing several news reports that Trump wants to appoint Trey Gowdy as his Attorney General.
Da Fuq? Has someone taken the art of trolling to new levels?
They're all doing that. They just can't say it in public.
McCain, as usual, the biggest disappointment...after what Trump said about him. Sheesh.
molly hatchet libelz!!11!!
a giant cheeto, just for him
We need to encourage the the #nevertrump people to do the right thing and #writeinjesus.