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the hookers of NOLA local 128 applaud you.

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I believe the latin translation is reince priebus.

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Jindal also signed a 2014 bill banning any Planned Parenthood employee from teaching sex ed in a school since they might get abortion germs all over the younglings know what they're talking about

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I thought she said her NAME was Chlamydia.

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You have "fuck" and "faith" together in the same sentence, so that's a start.

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I think that was Mulva.

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What with the crabs 'n all, I ain't licking or joining.

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Dolores!!

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Isn't there some way to do an end run around this dumb law? Seems to me public schools could hire independent contractors to come in and teach "after-school extracurricular" comprehensive sex ed, with extra credit given to kids who attend.

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I blame the humidity. Everyone's a little crotchety down on the bayou.

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The Goners of Gonorrhea

The Claptrap of the Clap

also, too

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Hey, my kid went to LSU - she lives 'North of the Lake' now and works as a teacher in a private progressive Country Day School - where she and her husband send their kids - there is hope. Daughter was born in NOLA, before Louisiana went insane.

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Before Gloria Steinem, my Texas grandmother said 'abortions would be free'. Then she told me the story of her abortion in 1935 in Texas.

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There's a grammatical error in your last sentence. I hate to be all pedantic, and all, but technically we would say "down in THEM there parts."

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He sure is spreading something down there.

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My beloved did graduate work at LSU, and is as progressive as I am, so I know there is hope.

He has also turned me into a Tigers football fan...so some of our hope is centered on beating the snot out of the Tide every year.

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