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Pre-cooked too.

I wonder how terrorist recruiters talk about that kind of embarrassing failure. <blockquote><strong>Recruiter:</strong> And don't forget Achmed, you will get a $20,000 for college, choice of targets and -- if you enlist today -- three extra virgins. <strong>Achmed:</strong> What about that "ass bomb" thing I heard about? <strong>Recruiter:</strong> Don't believe what you read in the lame stream media. <i>(crickets chirping) </i> <strong>Recruiter:</strong> How about FOUR extra virgins?</blockquote>

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<i>You know stuff like, clean air, clean water, plowed streets...</i> As a canadian - it would be nice if you capitalized, but no biggy - I'd like to say that here in Hooterville where I live we never get our street plowed, plus the whole global warming thing you Merricans caused makes plowing unnecessary. Unless of course you meant something else by that phrase. Is that what the kids are calling it now?

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From meth lady article: <blockquote>...the advanced imaging technology scanners detect "artfully concealed" metallic and non-metallic items on people who pass through them.</blockquote>Gotta admire the euphemism: "artfully concealed" meaning "wherever a cock can go".

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"artfully concealed"

I swear to god...it's like we're not even trying anymore. How hard could it be to modify a tampon to hold a small amount of meth? C'mon meth users, think!

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