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toughsister's avatar

After 152 years, Robert E. Lee is finally dangling at the end of a rope. He should have been dangling one week after Appomattox, along with Jefferson Davis and the other traitors.

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So, Arclight, do you think Landrieu should put it back? Say so, then!

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I'm deeply moved by your words.

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There's hope that the redneck shit-kickers will get gum cancer from the Skoal.

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redblack's avatar

i went to an IN high school in the vast cornfield [edit: and hog farm; thanks for the memories] northeast of indy.

same shit. plus barely-weaned and unabashed klansmen!

when i moved to more-progressive bloomington, i noticed (in alarm) that the cannons in the civil war monument were pointed north. straight at indianapolis.

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Sarah E. Grove's avatar

Wordy Troll sez wut?

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Fuck you's avatar

It's not.

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Only if the winners are dumb enough to leave the traitors alive.

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Sarah E. Grove's avatar

Yes, and we have Robert E. Lee's former home which is now surrounded by thousands and thousands of dead soldiers. Arlington Cemetery. Lincoln's White House was brilliant in making that decision.

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Well France has statues of Vercingetorix and there are statues of Boudicca is England... Then again, neither of those two was fighting for any cause besides not being conquered by Romans, so there's really nobody to be insulted by those statues.

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My favorite bit of Civil War history is that you can visit the grave of Stonewall Jackson's arm. The rest of him is buried elsewhere.

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pianoplayer1's avatar

Karl Oliver seems to forget that millions of Southern Americans are African- Americans.

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Margaret Mitchell was Satan.

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Preservation Hall.

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Because they finally got tired of Edwards.

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