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You win this thread.

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STP!! I put that sticker right next to the Moon googly eyes logo on all my time machines.

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"If you can read this shirt, the Pontiff fell off"

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There has just got to be a joke about Catholic Priests, Hell's Angels, and ball-peen hammers in here somewhere...

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I understand the Pope gave his blessing to the new nun order - Our Lady of the Bored and Stroked. <a href="http://www.comicconnect.com..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.comicconnect.com/data/Image/gallery425...">http://www.comicconnect.com...

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The Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence are going to feel left out.

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I wonder if The Pope will come to Austin and bless our drinky-thingy? May the well thy spirts run from never run dry and thy stuffed jalapenos come from the Lord's garden.

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Matt. 1:1 "This is the genealogy of Jesus, the Son of David..."

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Authentic biker attitude (Hollywood version):

Girl in bar: "What are you rebelling against?" Brando: "Whaddya got?"

——"The Wild One"

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The GOPer tin ear rulez! Self-deportation for all!

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"That smart way includes snark"

Why won't Wonkette use its power for good???

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So what, I bet there were fewer bare boobs in St Peter's Square than at Pt Dover's Friday the 13th.

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