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bobbert's avatar

You win this thread.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

STP!! I put that sticker right next to the Moon googly eyes logo on all my time machines.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

"If you can read this shirt, the Pontiff fell off"

Shypixel's avatar

There has just got to be a joke about Catholic Priests, Hell's Angels, and ball-peen hammers in here somewhere...

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I understand the Pope gave his blessing to the new nun order - Our Lady of the Bored and Stroked. <a href="http://www.comicconnect.com..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.comicconnect.com/data/Image/gallery425...">http://www.comicconnect.com...

diogenez's avatar

The Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence are going to feel left out.

Fartknocker's avatar

I wonder if The Pope will come to Austin and bless our drinky-thingy? May the well thy spirts run from never run dry and thy stuffed jalapenos come from the Lord's garden.

Ikimizi's avatar

Matt. 1:1 "This is the genealogy of Jesus, the Son of David..."

Lot_49's avatar

Authentic biker attitude (Hollywood version):

Girl in bar: "What are you rebelling against?" Brando: "Whaddya got?"

——"The Wild One"

Lot_49's avatar

The GOPer tin ear rulez! Self-deportation for all!

Vienna Woods's avatar

"That smart way includes snark"

Why won't Wonkette use its power for good???

Vienna Woods's avatar

So what, I bet there were fewer bare boobs in St Peter's Square than at Pt Dover's Friday the 13th.