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And "out" is the operative word here.

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If she had, they'd show <i>a lot</i> more skin.

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Michael Kors: "Not enough ORANGE!"

HK: "Raphael, you are safe. Which means, Michaelangelo, that you are <i>auf</i>ed."

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Opus Dei is too busy cruising the gay bars across the river to worry about this.

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And by so doing, lend that lunatic some legitimacy? No way.

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John Paul I?

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I liked the old outfits better.

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You laugh, but these guys get <i>all</i> the play at Renaissance Festivals.

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...geez, did Lady Gaga design those uniforms?!?!

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..."Wench's be like...HEY!!!"

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Just as long as they don't start playing Candy Crush while on guard duty like some Presidential protection detail I won't mention by name...

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From what I've heard of the Swiss Guard, it's not the wenches they're after!

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Better enjoy this pope while you can; he is SO getting assassinated soon.

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Old Pope Klaus must really be hating this.

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No Grand Teutons. Jeebus, I love you, Dok.

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It's never wrong to <a href="https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=fXGzoyrKrwo" target="_blank">Toota Lute</a>.

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