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malsperanza's avatar

The 2015 edition of the Best Calendar Evar is now out: <a href="http://www.calendarioromano..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.calendarioromano.org/">http://www.calendarioromano...

And "out" is the operative word here.

Lefty Mark's avatar

If she had, they'd show <i>a lot</i> more skin.

Lefty Mark's avatar

Michael Kors: "Not enough ORANGE!"

HK: "Raphael, you are safe. Which means, Michaelangelo, that you are <i>auf</i>ed."

malsperanza's avatar

Opus Dei is too busy cruising the gay bars across the river to worry about this.

Lefty Mark's avatar

And by so doing, lend that lunatic some legitimacy? No way.

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

I liked the old outfits better.

marxalot's avatar

You laugh, but these guys get <i>all</i> the play at Renaissance Festivals.

AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...geez, did Lady Gaga design those uniforms?!?!

AngryBlakGuy's avatar

..."Wench's be like...HEY!!!"

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Just as long as they don't start playing Candy Crush while on guard duty like some Presidential protection detail I won't mention by name...

Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

From what I've heard of the Swiss Guard, it's not the wenches they're after!

Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

Better enjoy this pope while you can; he is SO getting assassinated soon.

diogenez's avatar

Old Pope Klaus must really be hating this.

Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

No Grand Teutons. Jeebus, I love you, Dok.

Lot_49's avatar

It's never wrong to <a href="https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=fXGzoyrKrwo" target="_blank">Toota Lute</a>.