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Pierre_de_Fermat's avatar

Proof the devil exists and has it in for baseball.

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malsperanza's avatar

Hey people at the Vatican have LOADS of fun. They have no government oversight, they run the most corrupt bank in Europe, and they get to wear their party clothes every day.

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Shypixel's avatar

As good as New Pope may or may not be, they will be returning to Pope Classic soon enough...

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SullivanSt's avatar

Hey it's still a nice out if you shuffle off this mortal coil only to discover it wasn't quite as final as all reason and experience tells me it will be.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Gotta love those 20hp cars... good thing the Vatican's small (although how do you rack up even as much as 190,000 miles over 29 years in a "country" that's about1/6th of a square mile?)

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Good thing that the Borgias are out of business or he might be eating eggs Florentine ala arsenic soon.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

that's so much nunsense.

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

Visualize Whirled Peas?

I brake for Atheists?

God is my co-pilot?

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PubOption's avatar

Francis has already been in office longer than John Paul I. Have the Vatican conservatives lost their connection to the mafia?

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

The Pope making it hard to hate him, I hate him for that.

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SullivanSt's avatar

I kinda figure that if New Pope's right about God not being so damn needy, then most of whatever else the Bible or Church has said about the rules is probably wrong too. Except for the not-killing and not-stealing parts that they like to pretend they thought of first especially when it gives them a chance to malign atheists.

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schmannity's avatar

The rest of the article suggested that priestly marriage was not dogma. Episcopal mole in the Vatican.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I'm withholding judgment until he starts pumping his own gas

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

a Benedict bobblehead on the dashboard

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malsperanza's avatar

Awesome.

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malsperanza's avatar

No, that was Torquemada.

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