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<i>the current rules are “impossible to change”</i>

So <a href="https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Papal_infallibility" target="_blank">Papal Infallibility</a> only applies when he's being a dick about something?

Who knew?

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To be fair, Marshal Josip Broz Tito would have been an improvement over the last pope.

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Let's see if anyone notices.

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If Francis did away with Hell he'd have a lot more people show up each week.

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I think he meant "we don't want the current rules to change."

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I am agnostic and I love this guy. Here's to hoping he can straighten out an organization and the thinking of it's followers. It's been fucked up for so long it's going to be a challenge.

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Wow! This Pope is to the Left of Christ? I am now officially ghey for Francis.

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<i>Your prayer is important. Please stay on the line until the next Archangel can answer.</i>

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They did. Emeritus Pope Classic is cooling his heels in case things go South.

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I'm going to guess that your name isn't really Saraqael and that you're calling from Bombay, not Paradise.

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I love the scene where New Pope fakes rapture in the restaurant.

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<i>how do you undo one marriage and start another one,</i>

You mean other than beheading?

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