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Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>the current rules are “impossible to change”</i>

So <a href="https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Papal_infallibility" target="_blank">Papal Infallibility</a> only applies when he's being a dick about something?

Who knew?

diogenez's avatar

To be fair, Marshal Josip Broz Tito would have been an improvement over the last pope.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Let's see if anyone notices.

chascates's avatar

If Francis did away with Hell he'd have a lot more people show up each week.

Incoming Ham's avatar

I think he meant "we don't want the current rules to change."

Incoming Ham's avatar

I am agnostic and I love this guy. Here's to hoping he can straighten out an organization and the thinking of it's followers. It's been fucked up for so long it's going to be a challenge.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Wow! This Pope is to the Left of Christ? I am now officially ghey for Francis.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

<i>Your prayer is important. Please stay on the line until the next Archangel can answer.</i>

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

They did. Emeritus Pope Classic is cooling his heels in case things go South.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

I'm going to guess that your name isn't really Saraqael and that you're calling from Bombay, not Paradise.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

I love the scene where New Pope fakes rapture in the restaurant.

Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>how do you undo one marriage and start another one,</i>

You mean other than beheading?