New Pope Tells Congress The State Of The Union Is Insufficiently Communist

New Pope Frank is addressing Congress, even though some of our nation's Very Serious And Good Christian Republicanshave insisted New Pope is A Idiot who should keep his nose out of our American bidness, except for the part about No Homo and No 'Bortions, those parts are OK. Some are also sticking their fingers in their ears and shouting "LALALA, I CAN'T HEAR YOU!" because the pope also has some CRAZY thoughts about how God did not in fact create the Earth for the sole purpose of being plundered by Big Oil. WEIRD.

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Let's watch and learn and hiss and boo and cheer and throw tomatoes, together.