New Pope continued his socialist rabble rousing today with the release of his Lenten Message, which, like the music of Sex Bob-Omb, will make you think about death and get sad and stuff. Except with redemption and resurrection, too, and you don't have to fight anyone's seven evil exes. And he's still doing that
"For all we know, Jesus was trying to get the loaves and fishes account."
-Roger Sterling
But don't the teevee preachers say God wants us to be rich and it's the poorz fault if they aren't?
Shorter Pope Frank: "Don't forget to put some money in the basket, you greedy fuckers!"
The RICH teevee preachers. Every fucking one of them.
Two out of three, there.
Yea, right. Republican Jebus would only buy American!
Jebus invented the subprime mortgage AND the credit default swap.
You all are missing the point; ask any Murrican over the age of 50 and they'll tell you that Catholics are not Christians.
You all are missing the point; ask any Murrican over the age of 50 and they'll tell you that Catholics are not Christians.
PowerPoint? He <i>is</i> the Antichrist.
That&#039;s kind of fabulous. &quot;You should be fined!&quot; By who -- the <i>government</i>?