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bobbert's avatar

Or charge-coupled devices.

chascates's avatar

Another roadside attraction.

Vienna Woods's avatar

I miss Oliver Reed. He did some great work.

Vienna Woods's avatar

Bishops cruising....haven't they been doing that already?

Vienna Woods's avatar

Where the hell do they get these lame-ass camp names? FFS, they're about as "Native American" as pizza.

Vienna Woods's avatar

I keep trying to find a youtube clip of the orgy at the Bishop's Palace. I think it was in the Xmas episode with the great escape from the lingerie section, but I can't track it down. It would be so perfect for so many of these stories.

malsperanza's avatar

He's like the Saint Francis of the Catholic church!

malsperanza's avatar

Jesus Christ, that's painful to watch. If someone gave them Bic lighters, they'd be setting each others' cassocks on fire. Where's Bob Fosse when you really need him?

malsperanza's avatar

Wo-Me-To is from the Gospel of John:

John.21 [1] After these things Jesus shewed himself again to the disciples at the sea of Tiberias; and on this wise shewed he himself. [2] There were together Simon Peter, and Thomas called Didymus, and Nathanael of Cana in Galilee, and the sons of Zebedee, and two other of his disciples. [3] Simon Peter saith unto them, I go afishing. They say unto him, We also go with thee. [4] And after this Joseph of Arimathaea, being a disciple of Jesus, saith, Woah, me too!

malsperanza's avatar

That's not Calvinist; that's Massonic: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpj0t2ozPWY">http://www.youtube.com/watc...

Calvinism is all: Fuck that Jesus guy, and his stupid, pointless Works. What does he know, anyway?

malsperanza's avatar

I'm totally on board with Argentine Pope being 2 parts Carmen Miranda, 3 parts John XXIII, and just supercallifragilistically better than Nazi Pope, because, uh, duh?

<b>NAZI POPE.</b>

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

This is almost like Oliver Reed in <i>The Devils</i>

Shypixel's avatar

Just because I am an asshole, does not mean that I like you to call me an asshole.

Also, I know what CCD is, I lived CCD after I got booted from Catholic School. How do <em>you</em> know what CCD is?