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bobbert's avatar

Or charge-coupled devices.

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chascates's avatar

Another roadside attraction.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

I miss Oliver Reed. He did some great work.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Bishops cruising....haven't they been doing that already?

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Where the hell do they get these lame-ass camp names? FFS, they're about as "Native American" as pizza.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

I keep trying to find a youtube clip of the orgy at the Bishop's Palace. I think it was in the Xmas episode with the great escape from the lingerie section, but I can't track it down. It would be so perfect for so many of these stories.

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malsperanza's avatar

He's like the Saint Francis of the Catholic church!

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malsperanza's avatar

Jesus Christ, that's painful to watch. If someone gave them Bic lighters, they'd be setting each others' cassocks on fire. Where's Bob Fosse when you really need him?

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malsperanza's avatar

Wo-Me-To is from the Gospel of John:

John.21 [1] After these things Jesus shewed himself again to the disciples at the sea of Tiberias; and on this wise shewed he himself. [2] There were together Simon Peter, and Thomas called Didymus, and Nathanael of Cana in Galilee, and the sons of Zebedee, and two other of his disciples. [3] Simon Peter saith unto them, I go afishing. They say unto him, We also go with thee. [4] And after this Joseph of Arimathaea, being a disciple of Jesus, saith, Woah, me too!

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malsperanza's avatar

That's not Calvinist; that's Massonic: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpj0t2ozPWY">http://www.youtube.com/watc...

Calvinism is all: Fuck that Jesus guy, and his stupid, pointless Works. What does he know, anyway?

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malsperanza's avatar

I'm totally on board with Argentine Pope being 2 parts Carmen Miranda, 3 parts John XXIII, and just supercallifragilistically better than Nazi Pope, because, uh, duh?

<b>NAZI POPE.</b>

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fuflans's avatar

g-l-o-r-i-a gloria

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

This is almost like Oliver Reed in <i>The Devils</i>

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Shypixel's avatar

Just because I am an asshole, does not mean that I like you to call me an asshole.

Also, I know what CCD is, I lived CCD after I got booted from Catholic School. How do <em>you</em> know what CCD is?

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