So no contraception except the kind that doesn't work, but also not have a bunch of babies??? And is the church still against everything but vaginal intercourse?
Oh, I think I get it...now the church wants even married people to quit fucking.
<i>But God gives you methods to be responsible</i>
Yeah, like condoms and birth control pills. It&#039;s like the punchline to the old joke about the guy sitting on his rooftop as the floodwaters overwhelm him. When he drowns, he beseeches god for not helping him. God says &quot;what do you mean no help? I sent three boats!&quot;
Well, he IS the Pope, so he can&#039;t hardly say &quot;All y&#039;all can fuck all ya want, and it&#039;s cool with me if you don&#039;t make rugrats all the time.&quot; Much as I might actually start revising my opinion of the church upward if he did.
That&#039;s right...If Mister or Missus Catholic is already committing adultery, then asking their lover to use a Baby Blocker isn&#039;t really that much of a step closer to hell.
2 Thessalonians 2:10-11 for the general concept: sinners are punished by being sent further into sin.
This is the go-to bibble quotation, whenever one of the flock notices that the sinners are having all the fun: You&#039;re supposed to feel smug, knowing that the sinners, what with all the exra sinning, will get whacked extra hard on Judgement Day. (Basically, God, in his infinite mercy, is setting them up.)
So, you know how when you&#039;re in bed with your girlfriend, and her hot roommate decides join you for a threesome? According to the bibble-humpers, that&#039;s God punishing you.
So no contraception except the kind that doesn&#039;t work, but also not have a bunch of babies??? And is the church still against everything but vaginal intercourse?
Oh, I think I get it...now the church wants even married people to quit fucking.
Is this different coffee than we usually get? *slurps*
<i>But God gives you methods to be responsible</i>
Yeah, like condoms and birth control pills. It&#039;s like the punchline to the old joke about the guy sitting on his rooftop as the floodwaters overwhelm him. When he drowns, he beseeches god for not helping him. God says &quot;what do you mean no help? I sent three boats!&quot;
Well, he IS the Pope, so he can&#039;t hardly say &quot;All y&#039;all can fuck all ya want, and it&#039;s cool with me if you don&#039;t make rugrats all the time.&quot; Much as I might actually start revising my opinion of the church upward if he did.
Dammit, you beat me to it.
Why dont New Pope Frank just come out and say you can fuck for fun without going to hell
That&#039;s right...If Mister or Missus Catholic is already committing adultery, then asking their lover to use a Baby Blocker isn&#039;t really that much of a step closer to hell.
2 Thessalonians 2:10-11 for the general concept: sinners are punished by being sent further into sin.
This is the go-to bibble quotation, whenever one of the flock notices that the sinners are having all the fun: You&#039;re supposed to feel smug, knowing that the sinners, what with all the exra sinning, will get whacked extra hard on Judgement Day. (Basically, God, in his infinite mercy, is setting them up.)
So, you know how when you&#039;re in bed with your girlfriend, and her hot roommate decides join you for a threesome? According to the bibble-humpers, that&#039;s God punishing you.
Pope Lepus I
We need a Pope who is not a Bibble Thumper.