Back in November, Idea Men John Boehner and Mitch McConnell conserva-splained at America how they would fix Congress now that they'd won the midterms. These Bold, Robust Ideas were intended to unite the party and carry forward the Will of the People, who had Spoken in November.
Sometimes I long for the days when Congress actually did the people's business, but then I remember who is in the current Congress, and the thought of them actually doing things terrifies me.
I actually do sail. And if you cant make it out of the harbor, well I hope you invested in some emergency equipement. If they were capt, I'd be swimming for shore. And if I was stuck on a boat with these people I'd be overboard even if I was 500 miles offshore.
Yep, that narrowly averted collision with <i>SS City of New York</i> while departing Southampton harbor was not in the least bit portentous.
Being a real true to life boat Capt. I sense they are on a rerun trip of the Titanic rather than a damn smooth sailing adventure.They readily resemble the fucking SS Minnow without Ginger or Mary Ann
<i>&quot;If we can just get to sea, then maybe once we start sailing, get that main sail up, it will be a lot smoother ride.&rdquo;</i>
The backbench started getting rough, The Speaker sure was sauced, If not for the recess by the fearless crew Their caucus would be lost, their caucus would be lost.
At some point on this Republican ship of state, Wilson will fall overboard and float away. But instead of crying out &quot;Wilson! Wilson!&quot;, the Republicans will shrug. &quot;Good riddance. He was dividing us.&quot;
&quot;I&#039;m on a Motherfucking Boat&quot;, also, too
Sometimes I long for the days when Congress actually did the people&#039;s business, but then I remember who is in the current Congress, and the thought of them actually doing things terrifies me.
Isn&#039;t the real goal a government that does nothing?
I suppose we should be relieved that they haven&#039;t made more things worse.
I actually do sail. And if you cant make it out of the harbor, well I hope you invested in some emergency equipement. If they were capt, I&#039;d be swimming for shore. And if I was stuck on a boat with these people I&#039;d be overboard even if I was 500 miles offshore.
The science on seaworthiness isn&#039;t all in yet.
Is that what the kids call it these days?
Yep, that narrowly averted collision with <i>SS City of New York</i> while departing Southampton harbor was not in the least bit portentous.
Being a real true to life boat Capt. I sense they are on a rerun trip of the Titanic rather than a damn smooth sailing adventure.They readily resemble the fucking SS Minnow without Ginger or Mary Ann
<i>&quot;If we can just get to sea, then maybe once we start sailing, get that main sail up, it will be a lot smoother ride.&rdquo;</i>
You do know why they invented harbors, right?
&quot;Doofi&quot; works for me.
All that tantrum-throwing and bellowing sure takes it out of a fella, eh?
Needs more sailing idioms.
The backbench started getting rough, The Speaker sure was sauced, If not for the recess by the fearless crew Their caucus would be lost, their caucus would be lost.
<i>&quot;It&#039;s all rum, sodomy and the lash&quot;</i> - quoted from GOP party invite.
Nice try fellas, but now it&#039;s time to start campaigning for re-election. If you stay in office, you can try again in January 2017.
At some point on this Republican ship of state, Wilson will fall overboard and float away. But instead of crying out &quot;Wilson! Wilson!&quot;, the Republicans will shrug. &quot;Good riddance. He was dividing us.&quot;