OK, so there's this guy in Texas. He's not a great fella, so to speak, as he has spent a lot of time getting convicted of stuff like cocaine possession and aggravated assault and leaving the scene of an accident. Not a saint. But he's done his time in prison, "paid his debt" or whatever, and now he's a free man. But then, he does something dumb — he tries to steal some food. Walks into a grocery store and shoves a rack of ribs into his shirt, because, who knows, if you really like ribs, maybe that sounds like a good idea.
Toughness is a legal term of art locking up black and brown men and throwing away the key. That's how all candidates for sheriff or DA use it, anyway.
"The law is a ass -- a idiot". Gotta give twitchy something to twitch about.
Slap enough bacon and cheese on it, and pretty much anything is edible
The right to 4 armed bears
Stephen Colbert just struck you from his Christmas card list (but Zoya from <em>Weeds</em> now likes you very much).
Toughness is a legal term of art locking up black and brown men and throwing away the key. That&#039;s how all candidates for sheriff or DA use it, anyway.
Entirely usual for Texas, sadly.
The right to bear 4 arms?
Wasn&#039;t that punishment enough?
Maybe he was just trying to make a harem. Any good bible studier knows you need ribs to make wimminz.