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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

that explains the missing 18 minutes

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

it'll cut right through your can, also too...

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I'm still waiting for the delivery of the drugs Slick Willy sold me from the WH

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

ask and you shall <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=V1n-0r40KhM" target="_blank">receive</a>

BarackMyWorld's avatar

40? Sounds about right.

Hey...remember that one time during the House page scandal that Hannity lied and said she was a teenager when she blew Bill, so this made Democrats hypocrites for yelling about a Congressman flirting with underage boys? Yeah, not sure why I am bring that up now except to point out Hannity's a total schmuck.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

You know you're old when your sex tape is literally a tape.

FeloniousMonk's avatar

I did not want to know this thing exists. I read two sentences into the article before I came to my senses. I need a shower.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Maybe someone will produce some animation to go along with this sound track.

fuflans's avatar

where IS edward snowden?

fuflans's avatar

nice try. i still believe republicans are waging a war on women.