In what ways does this “ new sex tape of Monica Lewinsky ” suck worse than a thing billed thus should suck? One, it’s not a videotape; it’s just Monica Lewinsky talking semi-dirty on an audio cassette or auto-electro-gramophone or enchanted sea shell, who knows, it’s not clear. Two, it doesn’t feature Bill Clinton, except as he’s pictured in your own mind, listening to this tape in the Oval Office, shitty 1990s headphones hugging that ruddy melon, with one finger in a blueberry pie and the rest somewhere else, it’s your imagination, do what you want with it. Those are the only ways it sucks, though, which is pretty good!
Hey...remember that one time during the House page scandal that Hannity lied and said she was a teenager when she blew Bill, so this made Democrats hypocrites for yelling about a Congressman flirting with underage boys? Yeah, not sure why I am bring that up now except to point out Hannity's a total schmuck.
that explains the missing 18 minutes
it'll cut right through your can, also too...
I'm still waiting for the delivery of the drugs Slick Willy sold me from the WH
ask and you shall <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=V1n-0r40KhM" target="_blank">receive</a>
or a dry cleaners...
40? Sounds about right.
Hey...remember that one time during the House page scandal that Hannity lied and said she was a teenager when she blew Bill, so this made Democrats hypocrites for yelling about a Congressman flirting with underage boys? Yeah, not sure why I am bring that up now except to point out Hannity&#039;s a total schmuck.
Nice!
You know you&#039;re old when your sex tape is literally a tape.
I did not want to know this thing exists. I read two sentences into the article before I came to my senses. I need a shower.
How is the couch Bill?
Maybe someone will produce some animation to go along with this sound track.
where IS edward snowden?
nice try. i still believe republicans are waging a war on women.