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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Soft cheese? Is that the kind spread on <i>crackers</i>?

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

There are many things you <i>can</i> do, but that doesn't mean you <i>should.</i>

So, no. Smegma is not that kind.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

And then the old white man went to speak to country club management to see what could be done about this ... problem.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Man...Smegma. That character was really scary in Lord of the Rings!

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PsycWench's avatar

the gipper zipper, that is.

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PsycWench's avatar

Peggy Noonan hopes that Obama's love of Reagan will somehow given her another speechwriting gig. Don't hold your breath, one thing the man can do is give a speech.

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schmannity's avatar

Reagan would more likely put his arm around Obama than a snow hick from Wasilla.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Briebart continues to be incoherent.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Which one is Reagan? He and Obama kinda look alike these days. Just kidding, one of them is a secret Muslim who wants to destroy America ... and the other one is Obama.

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