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Parakeetist's avatar

I can't watch this, I'm out of booze.

JayGoldenBeach's avatar

We need another basker labeled: GULLIBLES.

phoenix00's avatar

They wish they were near as awesome as Hunger Games....

phoenix00's avatar

merely a subbasket in the larger basket of deplorables.

NorthStarSpanx's avatar

He proved that his hairline makes it hard to get even more upset at the image of the elephant's tail being cut off (why, you don't mount an elephant's tail for the wall.)

WIDTAP's avatar

Trump is now twittering that Clinton is copying his photo-ops giving speech in front of the campaign plane. You know who else is copying Trump?

https://pbs.twimg.com/media...

Lara's avatar

But Hannity will surely be made Minister of Propaganda in the glorious New Regime of Trump, so he's got nothing to lose!

Alexander Stallwitz's avatar

Theres a rumor that Trump wants to start his own news media outlet if he loses the election , I suspect Hannity would leave Fox News to join it. Its no accident Ailes is part of Trump's campaign.

glennisw's avatar

He says Trump and his family share our traditional American values. You know like

Having your wife and your mistress cat-fighting while skiing at Aspen.

Mike Steele's avatar

DJTJr. Is planning to have it surgically attached where his balls were supposed to be.

Joseph Stans's avatar

no wine for you until we get some. I know how you get and the rest of us will be drinking tap water for a month if we let you go first.

ResistanceFictionista blondeiq's avatar

They will need to build a studio large enough for his freakishly large head.

Paniq! At Disqus's avatar

With friends like these, who needs enemas?

simonlcupcake's avatar

I had to watch three dudes pick their noses on the F train this morning for the 20 minutes it took to get to Brooklyn. I'm full up on long, painful, nonsensical things today.