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Clark_Nova's avatar

Too busy executing pangolins.

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Or the Democrat Party?

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She can go home and eat Spam.

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I'll go for a moist bint with a switchblade.

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Doesn't matter where you poop, the coliform bacteria still make it onto your toothbrush.

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It was a dumb pledge, anyway. Pick a candidate for their platform, not their chromosomes.

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And he taught Chuck Berry how to duckwalk.

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"I don't understand. Why would trump re-nominate someone who crashed and burned so badly last time?"You can sub DNC for Trump and the question is still a good one.

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Or dull, hollow boat-tailed votes.

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So one plus and one minus.

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Also not revealing how many civilians they murdered.

Ill-Advised's avatar

Petition is built into the Lord's Prayer!

"Give us this day our daily...." etc.

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*wildly waves flag*

Still throwing all the pennies at her. Fuck unemployment!

Keith Taylor's avatar

I dunno, Evan. I dunno. I have observed that you're generally on target, the bullseye even, but "miles to go?"Until Trump tries to cancel the election and declare himself emperor for life, there may be mere inches to go, especially if the stock market's state, and the growing awareness of how horrible a screwup he's made of handling a serious disease outbreak, have him worried.

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No. Nothing could make that happen. Not even Nunes and Gohmert make Trump look intelligent by comparison.

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you could crush an eagle with his resume.

And he undoubtedly would. Eagle made him look like a chump.

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