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She was clearly going for the Full Palin of egocentrism.

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In Maine, Susan Collins is a genius with fluent, articulate and elegant speech.

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It sounds like they might be working with an ultrasonic machine this time which is probably safer than radiation unless your teeth happen to resonate at the senor’s output frequency in which case your head would explode. It could happen.

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Ooh, but Michael Chertoff *does* need to see my private parts.

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Suppose a side effect of those expensive scanners was to render you immune to multiple illnesses. How long would it take the GOP senators to loudly denounce using it on illegal aliens?

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I love you You love me Now lift that shirt up So I can see...

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