While Chicagoans (including this Wonkette writer!) await teevee miracle worker Glenn Beck's arrival for the "Right Nation 2010: Scooters' Revenge" festival later this month, a Thugtown web designer has created "Glenn Beck Warned Us About ..." -- a joke-meme that mixes and matches Beck's favorite words to form brand-new things to cry about.
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If he didn't warn America about wonketteers, he isn't doing his job.