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SnarkON's avatar

I'm still stuck on "my wife and I had mac and cheese with cut up hotdogs for our Valentine's dinner."

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As a NYC resident who will be covering the cost to protect his gross plastic wife and his demon spawn, I literally pay taxes so Trump doesn't have to.

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We can not catch a performance of Hamilton when we are done.

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Imagine the gross sex they had afterward. No, wait, don't.

Dragon with the girl tattoo's avatar

can`t we just drop them all off on the 3 Mile and then blow up the dock?

Carpeperdiem's avatar

Well, they do have to live somewhere. I mean, the black family in the house he just bought can't be evicted until January. And it will take a few more weeks, I'm sure, to get the chitlins and black-eyed peas out of the refrigerator. And they'll have to replace the carpets worn and frayed from all the dancing and jiving. So $1million a day is probably in the ballpark of acceptable to the RW. After all, the black family IS getting evicted, so there's that.

Carpeperdiem's avatar

Also on the plus side. If you own a home, you'll be able to refinance at incredibly low rates during the coming recession. That is, if your home still exists. But hey! Half full, people!!1

Carpeperdiem's avatar

I knew technology would save us!

Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

Just come and read the articles, then, and leave the occasional comment so we know you're still alive.

JesusWasAHippie's avatar

Please. It's "hotdog's", ffs.

MeerkatsRMammals's avatar

New Yorkers already live with the reality that traffic sucks. New Yorkers also (mostly) dislike Trump. I know if I was a New Yorker, I'd be mad as hell. My prayers to the FSM are with you :)

WampusKat's avatar

Do Black Lives Matter? DO THEY? I guess not. BLM threw black lives under the bus at the behest of the far right: "Black Lives Matter supporters march against Hillary Clinton: ‘Hard to trust’" http://www.washingtontimes....

I warned ya'll about that "Libertarian-Progressive Alliance," did I not? I TOLD you to speak up. Too late now: https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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Ya'll were had by the Tea Partying alt right... been saying it for years now: http://dneiwert.blogspot.co...

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YourNameHere's avatar

I feel we're going to be done after this little experiment.

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