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I'm still stuck on "my wife and I had mac and cheese with cut up hotdogs for our Valentine's dinner."

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As a NYC resident who will be covering the cost to protect his gross plastic wife and his demon spawn, I literally pay taxes so Trump doesn't have to.

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We can not catch a performance of Hamilton when we are done.

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Imagine the gross sex they had afterward. No, wait, don't.

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can`t we just drop them all off on the 3 Mile and then blow up the dock?

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Well, they do have to live somewhere. I mean, the black family in the house he just bought can't be evicted until January. And it will take a few more weeks, I'm sure, to get the chitlins and black-eyed peas out of the refrigerator. And they'll have to replace the carpets worn and frayed from all the dancing and jiving. So $1million a day is probably in the ballpark of acceptable to the RW. After all, the black family IS getting evicted, so there's that.

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Also on the plus side. If you own a home, you'll be able to refinance at incredibly low rates during the coming recession. That is, if your home still exists. But hey! Half full, people!!1

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I knew technology would save us!

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Just come and read the articles, then, and leave the occasional comment so we know you're still alive.

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#MakeTrumpWealthier

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Please. It's "hotdog's", ffs.

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New Yorkers already live with the reality that traffic sucks. New Yorkers also (mostly) dislike Trump. I know if I was a New Yorker, I'd be mad as hell. My prayers to the FSM are with you :)

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Thank's!

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Do Black Lives Matter? DO THEY? I guess not. BLM threw black lives under the bus at the behest of the far right: "Black Lives Matter supporters march against Hillary Clinton: ‘Hard to trust’" http://www.washingtontimes....

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Ya'll were had by the Tea Partying alt right... been saying it for years now: http://dneiwert.blogspot.co...

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I feel we're going to be done after this little experiment.

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