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Baby_Raptor's avatar

Don't tell the truth about us! We can't handle people knowing that we're assholes!

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

so that's what Patrick Lynch does when he's not harassing de Blasio

Mr. Blobfish's avatar

Blame it on a intern in 5-4-3...

Villago Delenda Est  ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ's avatar

I sincerely wish that so many people in this country would not consider Nineteen Eighty Four to be a "how to" manual.

Left Coast Tom's avatar

Weโ€™re sure whoever the culprit or culprits are, they have a real good reason.

If 85 separate addresses were involved I'm thinking the "good reason" might be found in the culprits' job descriptions.

memzilla ฮฉ's avatar

โ€œThe matter is under internal review,โ€ [said] an NYPD spokeswoman...

An unbiased review? I'm sure they'll take a shot at it.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Daniel Donovan is on it...

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Hey, no biggie. It's just the guys on the special Thought Police squad.

tegrat's avatar

And of course this is all happening off the clock, right NYPatheticD?

Virginia Dreaming's avatar

Wasn't somebody, this guy who was in charge of New York City, just talking about the blame for stuff like this goes right up to the top. You know, the guy who sets the tone. Okay Rudy, lets take responsibility now. <crickets>

Royal Ugly Dude's avatar

โ€œThe matter is under internal review,โ€

The boys in the crime lab are dealing with it. They're working in shifts.

Virginia Dreaming's avatar

I thought they wore lab coats? Shifts huh, perhaps they are a little more open than I thought.

My Brain Hurts!'s avatar

I wasn't there, but I know the shots edits came from the protesters.

bumfug's avatar

"He who controls the past controls the future. He who controls the present controls the past.โ€ โ€• George Orwell, 1984

Nounverb911's avatar

This is why God invented the "Wayback Machine".

It's Just Toomush's avatar

It was just Billo, setting us straight...