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Don't tell the truth about us! We can't handle people knowing that we're assholes!

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so that's what Patrick Lynch does when he's not harassing de Blasio

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Blame it on a intern in 5-4-3...

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I sincerely wish that so many people in this country would not consider Nineteen Eighty Four to be a "how to" manual.

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We’re sure whoever the culprit or culprits are, they have a real good reason.

If 85 separate addresses were involved I'm thinking the "good reason" might be found in the culprits' job descriptions.

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“The matter is under internal review,” [said] an NYPD spokeswoman...

An unbiased review? I'm sure they'll take a shot at it.

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Daniel Donovan is on it...

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Hey, no biggie. It's just the guys on the special Thought Police squad.

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And of course this is all happening off the clock, right NYPatheticD?

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Wasn't somebody, this guy who was in charge of New York City, just talking about the blame for stuff like this goes right up to the top. You know, the guy who sets the tone. Okay Rudy, lets take responsibility now. <crickets>

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“The matter is under internal review,”

The boys in the crime lab are dealing with it. They're working in shifts.

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I thought they wore lab coats? Shifts huh, perhaps they are a little more open than I thought.

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I wasn't there, but I know the shots edits came from the protesters.

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"He who controls the past controls the future. He who controls the present controls the past.” ― George Orwell, 1984

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This is why God invented the "Wayback Machine".

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It was just Billo, setting us straight...

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