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Zebra crossing. Makes sense when you think about it.

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Chiggers and ticks ?

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Bunk, party of one!

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Why is this guy encouraging kids to get all soft and weak by NOT telling them to ride out into danger? Saying "stay inside" is just more of that Nanny State coddling!!

I thought doing things like "providing a safety net" was akin to Hitler, or something. Fuckin' RINOs EVERYWHERE!!

He should be promoting the dangerous roads where cars might squash you flat as equally as Republicans promote dangerous healthcare "systems" where one unexpected medical bill crushes your entire world!

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Especially whilst riding the bus - it will stop him licking the glass.

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Ever been to an LA suburb?

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Also has faster traffic than the LIE on most days.

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What they want to see are huge Beemers and Benzes gliding around. Land Rovers are tolerated, because groceries.

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Cat years . . . how do they work?

When I was 17, it was an earlier <strike>century</strike> millenium.

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You probably want them to eat their broccolli, too. It's tyranny!

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I envision it as similar to the spaceship in WALL-E.

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Since reading Wonkette I started making a list of places I never want to visit or live. It's been helpful for planning retirement.

This is one of many so far.

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Poutine is always topical.

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Keep the obesity epidemic alive!

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