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Incoming Ham's avatar

Zebra crossing. Makes sense when you think about it.

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

Chiggers and ticks ?

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Bunk, party of one!

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Why is this guy encouraging kids to get all soft and weak by NOT telling them to ride out into danger? Saying "stay inside" is just more of that Nanny State coddling!!

I thought doing things like "providing a safety net" was akin to Hitler, or something. Fuckin' RINOs EVERYWHERE!!

He should be promoting the dangerous roads where cars might squash you flat as equally as Republicans promote dangerous healthcare "systems" where one unexpected medical bill crushes your entire world!

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Especially whilst riding the bus - it will stop him licking the glass.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Ever been to an LA suburb?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Also has faster traffic than the LIE on most days.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

What they want to see are huge Beemers and Benzes gliding around. Land Rovers are tolerated, because groceries.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Cat years . . . how do they work?

When I was 17, it was an earlier <strike>century</strike> millenium.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

You probably want them to eat their broccolli, too. It's tyranny!

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PsycWench's avatar

I envision it as similar to the spaceship in WALL-E.

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Incoming Ham's avatar

Since reading Wonkette I started making a list of places I never want to visit or live. It's been helpful for planning retirement.

This is one of many so far.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Poutine is always topical.

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PsycWench's avatar

Keep the obesity epidemic alive!

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