In preparation for tonight’s big crest-falling at the hands of the Baltimore Ravens, the New York Jets reportedly “made passes at” (literally!) TV Azteca sports reporter Inez Sainz, who came all the way up from Mexico City. The result is that now there really will be a War with Mexico and this is NOT EXCELLENT NEWS for Hillary Clinton because bicentennial celebrating Mexicans will intercept quarterback Mark Sanchez’s “bombs” faster than you can say
WAIT, she's a bombshell? Louie Gohmert was right! She's a terror baby. And when she blows, she taking the NY Jets with her.
"embarazada", good use of false cognates.
I'm on a Mexican shapely ho whoa oh oh oh I'm on a Mexican whoa oh, shapely ho
Oh I know. I am a Spanish teacher myself, and appreciate the humor.