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Sakonyachen for FALGSC's avatar

I had an interview there once. The manager told me the owner was a devout baptist(I think it was baptist) so they were closed on Sundays. that was the 90's. I didn't see a new one open until the recent fundie revolution. I live in the St. Louis area, so it's not like there's no demand for unhealthy fast food.

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Same in Chicago, except our default mode is not asshole.

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My mom made a gallon of sweet tea everyday for my dad. She used saccharin, though. It was gross.

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But doesn't almost everyone have a mullet? My hair is long in the back, and is short up front because I wear bangs. Or is it a combo of hair and attitude that truly makes a mullet?

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Sure! No pressure. And their homes will be decorated gorgeously!

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Ugh, that stuff tastes like metal shavings.

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Not to mention incest. Adam and Eve had 2 sons. One slew the other. Ok, so where did everyone else come from?

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About 6 feet under, I think.

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Oh, don't worry. When the trip-o-meter thingy in my car ends up on 666, I immediately go in the house and You Tube Slayer's Angel of Death, and play it really loudly. Keeps the boogie-man away.

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It's freaking horrible. I don't know if it's even used anymore.

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I think so? I dunno, I avoid them all, ha ha. Each one tastes worse than the last to me (Splenda, my God).

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I've tried them all, as I am hopelessly addicted to sugar. The best so far, and it really is good, is the sweetener made with Monkeyfruit.

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Did you make a fuss? PLEASE tell me you made a fuss.

I would have made a fuss. >:D

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If I can take my pick, yes. Three, please - two for me to watch and one to rub my feet.

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