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Lefty Mark's avatar

<b>Beat The Mets</b>

♫♪♯♫♭ <i>Meet the Mets! Meet the Mets! Step right up and beat the Mets! Bring your kiddies, and bring your wife! They'll beat the Mets to within an inch of their life! Because the Mets are really dropping the ball! They've got their backs up against the wall!</i> ♫♪♯♫♭

~ Michael Pacholek, 1984

SpideySenser's avatar

If this brazen manly behavior Jeff is demonstrating as alleged white male privilege, is it a wonder she prefers to not have to be permanently tethered to one via marriage?

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

At least someone with the Mets got past third base.

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

So does that go in the box score as "E: Wilpon (1, being a dumbass)"?

Olav_Pompatus's avatar

Why'd he have to fire her? Couldn't he have just made her wear a scarlett "A"?

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>"people would respect her more if she was married"</i>

Like Kim Kardashian. And Mrs The Donald Trump Or Michele Bachmann

Ikimizi's avatar

"Well, Jeff, I realized you were right, and my baby needs two parents, so I'd like to introduce you to my wife, Charlene. I'll expect my raise in my next paycheck.

Chris Grrr's avatar

Good thing male executives can't be involved in the manufacture of bastid babbies.

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

<a href="https:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/slgc\/9287188111\/sizes\/l\/" target="_blank">Mrs. Met</a> would be shocked!

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

I would say the Wilpon's problem was thinking that getting into business with Bernie Madoff was a good idea, and all the overpricing and underpaying is so they can hold onto theiir bauble after having to pay out for Madoff's chicanery, but that would be just silly.

SullivanSt's avatar

Ahem. The Rockies are 59-87. The Rangers are 54-91.