I think we found the perfect solution, should yer wonket ever consider allowing comments in the future. All aspiring commenters must compete on the pole for the opportunity to have their werds of wit slide down Ted Steven's tubes and end up on this here page
The time-honored dropping-the-soap-in-the-prison-shower stuff is also frowned upon. Plus, I've been advised that (M)ann Coulter jibes are on the blacklist (or mebbe just a dark graylist), due to implicit cis/trans isomerism.
Fortunately, references to the apparently universal/closeted conservatard lust for buttsechs and Dominican boys is OK. (Probably because we'd lose half the commentary if it were taken away.)
I am always confused... is it <i>tomfoolery</i> where you get your weener out and push their heads towards it? Or is that <i>hijinx</i>? Its definitely not <i>monkey business</i>, which always involves unwanted butthole play.
<blockquote>Even if it doesn&rsquo;t resolve in actual sexual harassment, it is always a bad idea if you are the boss of people to set up office party sexytime. ALWAYS.</blockquote>
Surely you could have just emailed Rebecca to decline her dungeon party invite...
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I think we found the perfect solution, should yer wonket ever consider allowing comments in the future. All aspiring commenters must compete on the pole for the opportunity to have their werds of wit slide down Ted Steven&#039;s tubes and end up on this here page
I&#039;M LOOKING AT YOU, MADJEWESS!!
sorry, the Baptists hacked my account
Dress for the job you want, not the job you have.
The time-honored dropping-the-soap-in-the-prison-shower stuff is also frowned upon. Plus, I&#039;ve been advised that (M)ann Coulter jibes are on the blacklist (or mebbe just a dark graylist), due to implicit cis/trans isomerism.
Fortunately, references to the apparently universal/closeted conservatard lust for buttsechs and Dominican boys is OK. (Probably because we&#039;d lose half the commentary if it were taken away.)
...not to mention half the articles.
You&#039;ve Been Steuffed
I am always confused... is it <i>tomfoolery</i> where you get your weener out and push their heads towards it? Or is that <i>hijinx</i>? Its definitely not <i>monkey business</i>, which always involves unwanted butthole play.
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Wet park-ranger shirt competition.
&quot;He lifted her shirt and ran his tongue across her stomach before shoving his face in her crotch,&quot;
Bill O&#039;Reilly reads that sentence, then pours out a little tahini sauce for his homies.
It&#039;s an intr1guing problem.
The guys are lucky they didn&#039;t ask the new hires to demonstrate their skill with a weed whacker.
<blockquote>Even if it doesn&rsquo;t resolve in actual sexual harassment, it is always a bad idea if you are the boss of people to set up office party sexytime. ALWAYS.</blockquote>
Surely you could have just emailed Rebecca to decline her dungeon party invite...
Ed: Can I have your ticket?
I am really glad I&#039;ve never been in a position of authority, apparently it makes you a jackhole.