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Barbara Bush had enough hate in her body that, even dead, she could probably still beat the shit out of Roger Stone powered by pure spite alone.

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"Over a billion"

Uhhh...

The Barbara Bush Foundation calls bullshit. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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One tiny consonant and you liberals get all scrunched up in your chonies !

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But will he wear those tasteful pearls and elegant dress to court?

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Knock a mfer out with side-eye

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At 57, I have converted to centimeters to prop up my ego

I’m a Scientist, so don’t try this yourself

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Not a Bush fan by any stretch of the imagination but I would take Barbara Bush any day of the week over that fucking pole dancer Melania Trump. So there's that.

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I knew Ghouliani was dumb, but I didn’t think he was “take on Mueller with a shady fucking past” dumb.

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Truthfully, most of this shit is probably within the jurisdiction of several states. Release the local hounds!!!

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I jizz can't wait to see Michael Cohen do his perp walk. Gunna be awesome inspiring...

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Ah, the calm cool look of a guy who has it all under control

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“Rising cost of avocado toast “

What do I win?

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Not easy getting a Lawyer that is not looking after Numero Uno !

Donny’s Trump and his loyalists are worried , his allies sound the alarm amid mounting fears his most trusted associate could turn on him.

•Trump, who is already facing tremendous pressure from the special counsel Robert Mueller's Russia investigation, was thrust into another legal controversy last week when it emerged that the FBI is investigating his personal lawyer, Michael Cohen, for possible financial crimes and campaign finance violations.

•Now, it looks like Trump and his advisers are not only concerned about the gravity of the situation, but that Cohen will do what several other defendants in the Russia investigation have done: turn on the president !

•'You can never say somebody will not flip'

•Cohen has been referred to at different times as Trump's fixer, pit bull, and consigliere. His relationship with Trump stretches back decades, and he worked at the Trump Organisation for over 10 years, beginning in 2006. Cohen left the company in 2017 to serve as Trump's personal lawyer.

•"Anyone that takes care of problems and buries the bodies is not someone you want to testify against you," said Jeffrey Cramer, a former federal prosecutor who spent 12 years at the Justice Department. "The damage Cohen can do is far greater than everybody else combined."•Vanity Fair reported last week that Cohen has been dismayed by the lack of support from Trump's inner circle since the raids. And two sources close to Trump told Politico that people in the president's orbit have been actively discussing the possibility of Cohen flipping as his legal troubles mount.

•If Cohen agreed to cooperate, it would be part of what's known as a global resolution. That means Cohen would not only be cooperating with the Manhattan US attorney's office but with any other federal criminal inquiries, like the Russia probe, that he may have information prosecutors want to know.

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Trump is attempting to establish a precedent with pardons

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My uncle was a courier for the Mafia in NYC in the 1930's, primarily because it was the Great Depression when able-bodied men couldn't find jobs, and as he had only 1 leg he had to take whatever job he could get, and then he was caught in a Mafia sting while picking up a sealed manila envelope full of cash at a pool hall. The FBI offered him a deal - no prison sentence if he would rat on his bosses. He refused. They sent him to Sing Sing prison for 5 years, and it was not nice there. While he was in there, the Mafia supported his wife and kids. When he got out, the Mafia took care of him for the rest of his life - gave him a nice apartment in Las Vegas, a modest but comfortable income for life, paid all his gambling debts, and paid for his funeral.

But if I was Michael Cohen, I would not count on Donald Trump looking after me for five minutes, with or without a pardon.

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