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I think I saw him get a lifetime achievement award a few years ago somewhere, and he spent his time at the mike complaining that people covering, I think, Piano Man, consistently play one of the chords wrong.

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Ha -- was thinking the exact same thing.

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Don't forget Independent judiciary....

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I think you are right, since IL doesn't yet tax retirement income, I have very little taxable income and may escape filing a copy of my FED 1040.

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Veeblefetzer!

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I know, right? Then it's only a matter of time before they have your Social Security Number!

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"If they fail to confirm this rapist to the Supreme Court, your rapist sons will be next!"

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What I like about this is that it hurts Trump.

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It devolved into a shouting match about proper procedure and the Senate boss guy sent everyone home to chill before a vote was taken. So it's delayed until Monday.

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Trumperdoo didn't really skip out on taxes all those years, he just delayed them to a future date when the laws caught up to his loophole loving ass.

What a criminal schmuck.

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Right, Mueller didn't do it, and Congress isn't going to do it (but Wonkette still hopes they will) so now we are ABSOLUTELY FUCKING CERTAIN that NY will bring him down.

Trump's been fucking things up in NY forever, and he's not in jail. He's in the white house, and still shitposting from his golden commode. He has tactics to beat all these raps, he's used them for years, and they work.

Instead of talking about how the next investigation is GONNA GIT 'IM, and we mean it this time, why don't you look into why nobody got him yet, and think very critically about whether anything different is happening this time around.

Then write about what you've learned, and tell the Speaker of the House.

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None of this is over yet.

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I HATE that when they play a wrong chord.

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New Yorkers hate him. They hated him before hating him was cool. Did he really think that it wouldn't come back to fuck him somehow?

This may be the only time I ever want to watch a Trump get fucked.

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