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folderol's avatar

The Russians. Do you not read the news?

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folderol's avatar

I heard it on the bovine: how much longer is the beef line?

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folderol's avatar

The Teamsters might think about updating their image. For one: how many of them drive teams of oxen or mules anymore? For another: how about International Workers of the World? I don't think that name's taken....

Oh, it is. Nevermind.

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Querolous's avatar

We hoof to.

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Querolous's avatar

If it's a stage light you need I.A.T.S.E!

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kermit's avatar

Even my cat'll throw puns around, and repeat them until I admit she's been herd.

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Ill-Advised's avatar

Had I animation skills enough and time...

...I'd add fire.

Good non-comment!

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blaid droog's avatar

International what? Fuckin commies

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JustDon'tSayHambriston's avatar

Thx, can't take credit. Stole this months ago from another wonker.

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blaid droog's avatar

What he means is religious charter skools

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blaid droog's avatar

Espeshully if u a brain dead moran

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blaid droog's avatar

Don't fucking count on it.

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blaid droog's avatar

He was a Mexican muslim illegal.

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blaid droog's avatar

And Ford's in his flivver.

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The Psy of Life's avatar

How the heck is anyone supposed to make a profit in this country if unions keep insisting on treating their members and other workers like people?

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The Psy of Life's avatar

Damn, the intern prized the tweeter out of his chubby stubbies and this was what was left when they cleaned up the mess.

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