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folderol's avatar

The Russians. Do you not read the news?

folderol's avatar

I heard it on the bovine: how much longer is the beef line?

folderol's avatar

The Teamsters might think about updating their image. For one: how many of them drive teams of oxen or mules anymore? For another: how about International Workers of the World? I don't think that name's taken....

Oh, it is. Nevermind.

Querolous's avatar

If it's a stage light you need I.A.T.S.E!

kermit's avatar

Even my cat'll throw puns around, and repeat them until I admit she's been herd.

Ill-Advised's avatar

Had I animation skills enough and time...

...I'd add fire.

Good non-comment!

blaid droog's avatar

International what? Fuckin commies

JustDon'tSayHambriston's avatar

Thx, can't take credit. Stole this months ago from another wonker.

blaid droog's avatar

What he means is religious charter skools

blaid droog's avatar

Espeshully if u a brain dead moran

blaid droog's avatar

Don't fucking count on it.

blaid droog's avatar

He was a Mexican muslim illegal.

blaid droog's avatar

And Ford's in his flivver.

The Psy of Life's avatar

How the heck is anyone supposed to make a profit in this country if unions keep insisting on treating their members and other workers like people?

The Psy of Life's avatar

Damn, the intern prized the tweeter out of his chubby stubbies and this was what was left when they cleaned up the mess.