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phoenix00's avatar

Since he wants all the Purple Hearts, give him all the Purple Hearts!

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On the one hand: Trump says Trump U is so a real U

On the other hand: Maybe it isn't?

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A nooner?

About fucking time!

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Fox News is the second.

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Zyxomma's avatar

That was quite lovely!

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BillEGoatSmirk's avatar

Then again, spoiled, bratty children are "mischievous". The shoe kinda fits..

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BillEGoatSmirk's avatar

Thank you for that link! I'm pretty obsessive with my food shows and was thrilled to hear that Andres & Zakarian backed out. But the deposition testimony by Zakarian is delicious.

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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

You might be a Mobula Ray.

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theCryptofishist's avatar

Square

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Oh, I want to tousle his hair.

EW!

No. I don't. Yeah that "mischievously" is dangerous.

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theCryptofishist's avatar

Plus, the male are the ones wearing high heels and going backwards, It's harder.

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Waiting for Dowd to drop off and leave her a space?

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theCryptofishist's avatar

But very self-satisfied fishwrap.

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phoenix00's avatar

Pfft. Millenial.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

[citation needed]

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Lefty Mark's avatar

No one knows what it's like to be a Trump fan, telling only lies.

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