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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

They mispronounce their name as "Coke." Evidently this was done to circumvent any "cock" jokes. Coke whore, cock whore ... who's splitting hairs here?

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chascates's avatar

How is life in San Antonio?

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Nicely said

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

If the species killing meteor misses our planet by as much as you have missed the point, our continued survival is assured.

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chascates's avatar

Oh, almighty Andrew Philanthropist Library Carnegie, who art in America when not in Europe spending the money of your slaves and serfs, thou art a good father to the people of Pittsburgh, Homestead and Beaver Falls. We bow before thee in humble obedience of slavery….We have no desire but to serve thee. If you sayest black was white we believe you, and are willing, with the assistance of…the Pinkerton’s agency, to knock the stuffing{g} out of everyone who thinks different, or to shoot down and imprison serfs who dare say you have been unjust in reducing the wages of your slaves, who call themselves citizens of the land of the free and the home of the brave… Oh, lord and master, we love thee because you and other great masters of slaves favor combines and trusts to enslave and make paupers of us all. We love thee though our children are clothed in rags. We love thee though our wives…are so scantily dressed and look so shabby. But, oh master, thou hast given us one great enjoyment which man has never dreamed of before—a free church organ, so that we can take our shabby families to church to hear your great organ pour forth its melodious strains…. Oh, master, we thank thee for all the free gifts you have given the public at the expense of your slaves….Oh, master, we need no protection, we need no liberty so long as we are under thy care. So we commend ourselves to thy mercy and forevermore sing thy praise. Amen!

Source: “A Workingman’s Prayer,”<i> The Coming Nation</i>, February 10, 1894.

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chascates's avatar

I wish you success in your treatment. My father died 30 years ago from prostate cancer and there has been great strides in treatment since then. He would probably be alive with today's tools. I underwent the joy of a prostate biopsy only to discover later my elevated PSA was due to 'the mother of all bladder infections' as my uro called it.

Although high PSAs can lead to unneeded procedures such as in my case they are still the best indicator of a problem. And everyone over the age of 50 should have a colonoscopy every five years. Those without insurance, as I am now, have little choice in the matter.<b> We don't need any Washington plutocrat tryin' to prevent us from dyin' with their socialized medicine!</b>

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Spurning Beer's avatar

Twice I sail around the world solo, but do they call me "Pierre the Sailor"? No!

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

No surprise really. Bundy, like so many Republicans have the superficially handsome/lady killer vibe going.<br /><br />---

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Spurning Beer's avatar

I guess Mr._i is not getting his PhD in Civil War Re-enactment, Buffet Studies, or Applied Camouflage Technology, then.

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PsycWench's avatar

Sometimes i am grateful for the limitations of technology. One of those limitations is that we'll never be able to outsource cancer such that an afflicted rich person could pay a healthy poor person to have his or her cancer instead. Because you KNOW this guy would throw a few million to a couple of working-class stiffs to suffer and die.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Just added me too. Great...I'm being stalked by a consumer of a bag of dicks.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Once a cure for cancer is found, how does libertarianism dictate who gets it, exactly?

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Spurning Beer's avatar

Hey, is that prostatic fluid leaking from David Koch's mouth in the NYT photo above? The poor guy has a bad case.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Sorry Dave...I understand Ted Bundy once rescued a kitten from a tree. He was still a serial killer though.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

A prostate biopsy or two would help a little. <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wik..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prostate_biopsy">http://en.wikipedia.org/wik...

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Spurning Beer's avatar

Is this the sister in Mobile? Because I have this friend who says that the truckstop fluids in Alabama are actually quite odor-free. According to my friend.

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