Did you wake up this morning, grab yourself a double-shot of artisan organic free-trade liberal latte, and wonder what news stories out there should be filed under what-the-ever-lovin'-fuck?
<i>We are still years away from the 2016 election</i>
Oh please!! The Hillary Horse-race started before the polls closed on the last election. The press has been carrying her around on their shoulders for 8 years and counting and I&#039;m getting mighty tired of it.
Funny story. I&#039;ve heard that Bill actually has Hillary&#039;s face tattooed on one of his balls. It&#039;s the one Hillary now wears on chain around her neck.
Heaven forbid news reporting on current events should be about how public policies actually affect the country instead of treating politicians like a celebrity gossip column.
<i>We are still years away from the 2016 election</i>
Oh please!! The Hillary Horse-race started before the polls closed on the last election. The press has been carrying her around on their shoulders for 8 years and counting and I&#039;m getting mighty tired of it.
Hillz is doing chemo?! Why was I not informed?
Don&#039;t you love how the astronomers are so excited because it&#039;s so <i>nearby</i> -- only 12 million light years.
NYTimes Ragazine Announces Discovery Of Planet Flirg.
Kind of looks like an infected belly button.
&quot;....turning a wrinkled bald Hillary Clinton into a planet. Such artsy!&quot;
George Zimmerman libel!
Tarkovskii. And bring a lot of popcorn. Seriously, it&#039;s long.
Barack my world, Hillz.
Chris Christie can&#039;t be the only planet in the race.
Terrible is all how you look at it.
A solar system-wide rightwing conspiracy.
Dammit.
I just know you people are going to make me vote for her...
I will, because I am a team player, but I won&#039;t be thrilled about it.
Funny story. I&#039;ve heard that Bill actually has Hillary&#039;s face tattooed on one of his balls. It&#039;s the one Hillary now wears on chain around her neck.
All resistance is futile.
Well, there&#039;s no ring around her.
Heaven forbid news reporting on current events should be about how public policies actually affect the country instead of treating politicians like a celebrity gossip column.
Unless it&#039;s on Wonkette, of course.