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fuflans's avatar

i thought you said 'prada' was a joke and that's not at all funny.

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Almost as good as his description of Carl Crawford's redeeming, game-saving (season-saving!) catch. It was sheer poetry, how he risked getting grass stains on his unform by diving for that sinking line drive, proving that he was worth all the money Boston was paying him.

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With hardly a ripple on the surface of your champagne. No report on how many gallons per mile it gets while doing this, however.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Next they'll break out giant mouse traps filled with brownies or Snapple.

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I believe those were all the rage amongst Brooklyn's hipsters last week. To be fair, the guy's been on the other side of the East River for several days.

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NYPD: "Psst. Wanna buy a bridge?" Stoned protesters: "Oooh, yeah!"

lljktechnogeek's avatar

To answer the question posed in the image alt text, 20 minutes is 760.5 micro-Friedmans.

(Yes, I am a nerd.)

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For a real fun read, try <a href="http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2011\/10\/02\/opinion\/sunday\/friedman-how-did-the-robot-end-up-with-my-job.html" target="_blank">Friedman's latest offering</a>. You have to ask, "Tom, did you <i>read</i> this fucking thing, after you wrote it?"

PsycWench's avatar

And everyone would know of our victory in the Vietnam War.

chascates's avatar

The power of the press belongs to those who own it.