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Just call Saul. Oh wait a min, he's not the right religion.

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If Drumpf was there in the bathroom, would he grab that pussy?

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He'd better not unless he's interested in having the orange clawed off of him.

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Bravo!

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Your lips to God's ear

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I think Donny is still trying to deal with not having his father's respect and approval. He's flailing around, trying to be a "real man".

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Oh we can only imagine... and wish.

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And where does the colon go? Goes right out and makes an ass of itself.

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During the debate, Cooper got Trump to clearly state that he has not done the things he claimed to on the tape (eventually...the hesitation on his part to do so is weird in itself).That defines him as one of two possible characters:

If he lied during the debate, then he is a sexual predator that thinks he can get away with assaulting and harassing whomever he pleases because of his fame and wealth.

It he was actually telling the truth during the debate, then he lied to Billy Bush because he wanted to be perceived as a sexual predator that can get away with assaulting and harassing whomever he pleases because of his fame and wealth.

Neither of those characters should be considered fit to hold any public office.

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akshully, a journalist (I don't have the citation, only the story that a patient heard from a friend and so on and....) used to think that Dubya was an amiable idiot until he met him and realized he was neither.

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They better get paid in advance.

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And campaign coffers.

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Well, he's safe then. We all know there aren't any Jewish people in Florida.

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Putin must be so pissed off. He's doing all he can for the deadbeat and the deadbeat keeps undermining himself. Heh heh heh

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I may be going out on a limb here, but something tells me the NYT wrote that letter with the intention of having it go viral all over the globe. Or, I could be just imagining that.

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Which is why the NYT is taking care to provide a very public, clear response for free that smaller outlets can cite.

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