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Amy!'s avatar

And a sweet sensation of relief.

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Poly_Ester's avatar

He's no Chris Christie that's for sure.

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Morsum me's avatar

worse yet, the most recent comments are at the bottom so i have to keep scrolling and clicking, scrolling and clicking to see the wisdom of the ages. sure wish old wonkette comments were back. this new-fangled stuff has stopped me from commenting a lot. (maybe that was the goal?)

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Querolous's avatar

Didn't they come out of Potatostan?

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gomerel's avatar

JEB has Paleo mixed up with them pantywaist "healthy diets." Hungry? MOAR BACON! Seriously, I been Paleo 4 years. Only hungry right before the dinner bell and when starting a short (less than a day) fast.

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gomerel's avatar

Thanks!

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gomerel's avatar

U can sort by oldest o newest

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Saxo the Grammarian's avatar

Adblock is great, but if you go that way, be sure to contribute to Wonkette to make up for some of the lost ad revenue. I did, and I'm feeling insufferably virtuous.

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SterWonk's avatar

Funnily enough, I'm also in the Bay Area and am a de facto Steelers fan (by virtue of half my company being based in Pittsburgh). I've even been known to wave a Terrible Towel at the TV. :-)

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

He was a conscientious objector, actually.

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JoeChristmas's avatar

Great to hear this Cally. I dropped 40 lbs. (from 248#, 6'3'') steadily, over four years. Now 15% body fat. I feel so much better. Daily exercise and a balanced diet. Off hypertension meds. I wish I could push this approach more on patients, but apparently it's not quick enough or not good "customer service."

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Morsum me's avatar

or this one…

The sun beams down on a brand new day No more welfare tax to pay Unsightly slums gone up in flashing light Jobless millions whisked away At last we have more room to play All systems go to kill the poor tonight

Gonna Kill kill kill kill Kill the poor:Tonight

-DK

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Jenny, a lowly Piñata Farmer🪅's avatar

I don't know about Iran and Syria but Russia loves tea as much if not more than they love vodka. Missed out on some good tea drinking diplomacy right there.

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nightmoth's avatar

Hmmm--depends on just how you look with a big old long piece of meat in your mouth. Some Republicans seem to take to it naturally. (Yes, dammit, I can't get that Rick Perry photo out of my head!)

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Relativicus's avatar

Clearly, the NYT has its finger up the pulse of Average America Man and his lady-servants. Nothing spells "Voice of the People" like using words such as "abstemiousness."

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