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FeloniousMonk's avatar

Herbert Draper Beerbohm?

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Breaking News! it turns out this is all just a viral marketing campaign by Monsanto to roll out their new GMO Castor beans

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I never want The Chicken to die!

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Now that 'Ghazi has replaced 'Gate, I thought Ben handled all the 'Gina shooting now.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Perfect! Now to complete the job, just have to get Sean Hannity to repeat that, then email-forward it to every email that's applied for a free mobility scooter, and then have Michelle Malkin tweet about it, and viola! You've re-programmed your Collective Bagger Hivemind ArgleBarge Device™! THAT WAS EASY

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I'm cashing in on about a dozen pre-approved $2,500 loans.

Shypixel's avatar

Did you just call me a corporation??!??!

Pistols at dawn!

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

sure do seem to be a lot of lone wolves lately- the Wasilla grifter is slacking...

Shypixel's avatar

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT!

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

I want to see Obummer squirm his way out of this one! INPEACH!!!!1!1!!!!11!1!

SullivanSt's avatar

I would've thought that commenting on a blog that doesn't even allow comments would <em>require</em> a certain level of creativity and intelligence, myself...

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Not to mention opening the mail. I think I'll give up on paying my bills, until the crisis passes.

SullivanSt's avatar

You'll find the person who made it and castor them out?

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I was going to say the same thing- if they allowed comments

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

can we just punch the 'kill it' meme in the junk science?