Grumpy owl and New York congressman Peter King (R- IRA ) announced this weekend that, having protected America from the Ground Zero Mosque and scary Muslims taking over America, he will now take his bigotry on the road and run for President of the United States.
King's quest seems doomed to failure, since Tweety has already annointed Randy Paul as the 2016 GOPer candidate. The RNC's probably trying to back out of the convention-hall contract right now.
I'm so glad they are having the debates in secret,but I really wish they had a stupidity control built in to my teevee so I could weed out the other dumbshit
Cater-waiters: America&#039;s <i>real</i> journalists.
Because they have jobs so terrible they don&#039;t give a crap if they ever get hired again.
King&#039;s quest seems doomed to failure, since Tweety has already annointed Randy Paul as the 2016 GOPer candidate. The RNC&#039;s probably trying to back out of the convention-hall contract right now.
Gingrich again? Really? Did he make that much money last time?
Then again, Tiffany isn&#039;t going to send Callista those sparklers because they like the favorable publicity...
I&#039;ve hated that fucker Frist ever since his telediagnosis.
I&#039;m so glad they are having the debates in secret,but I really wish they had a stupidity control built in to my teevee so I could weed out the other dumbshit
This prompted Perry to reply &quot;stoopid n00b.&quot;
And then Cruz replied &quot;nb4 Rubio&quot; and Scott Brown was all &quot;i r running 4 teh lulz.&quot;
Please God let them have the debates in secret.
Then maybe some waiter can get footage of how they <em>really</em> feel about America.
A giant, primitive, hairy monster and King Kong on the same ticket!
We call them &quot;Wingnuts&rdquo; because &lsquo;Psychopath&rsquo; is such an ugly word.
...and there was much celebrating in the halls of Comedy Central...
FLAIL!
Same old shit.
Yes but do you want to have a beer with him?