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Cater-waiters: America's <i>real</i> journalists.

Because they have jobs so terrible they don't give a crap if they ever get hired again.

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King's quest seems doomed to failure, since Tweety has already annointed Randy Paul as the 2016 GOPer candidate. The RNC's probably trying to back out of the convention-hall contract right now.

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Gingrich again? Really? Did he make that much money last time?

Then again, Tiffany isn't going to send Callista those sparklers because they like the favorable publicity...

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I've hated that fucker Frist ever since his telediagnosis.

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I'm so glad they are having the debates in secret,but I really wish they had a stupidity control built in to my teevee so I could weed out the other dumbshit

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This prompted Perry to reply "stoopid n00b."

And then Cruz replied "nb4 Rubio" and Scott Brown was all "i r running 4 teh lulz."

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Please God let them have the debates in secret.

Then maybe some waiter can get footage of how they <em>really</em> feel about America.

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A giant, primitive, hairy monster and King Kong on the same ticket!

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We call them "Wingnuts” because ‘Psychopath’ is such an ugly word.

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...and there was much celebrating in the halls of Comedy Central...

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FLAIL!

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Same old shit.

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Yes but do you want to have a beer with him?

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