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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I'd accuse Limbaugh of being a shape-shifting lizard, but seriously . . . what self-respecting lizard would choose that shape?

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NorfolkAndWay's avatar

I'm honored.

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Dok, put these glasses on. Just put them on! &l(ensuing 20 minute brawl with dok to get him to wear the glasses). OK, he's definitely not one of them.

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chascates's avatar

Most politicians are land-crawlers of some sort.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

No word from Herpocanuckimessican Ted "T Rex" Cruz.

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The Quirk's avatar

The fruit or the New Zealanders?

Note: My auto-correct wants to turn Zealanders into salamanders. A mere coincidence, I'm sure.

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The Quirk's avatar

No one suggested Jackass?

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