New Zealand's Prime Minister John Key announced last week that he is not, in fact, a shape-shifting alien lizard person. Which is pretty much what they all say. The statement came as the result of an Official Information Act (OIA) request from a man in Auckland. Reporters
Dok, put these glasses on. Just put them on! &l(ensuing 20 minute brawl with dok to get him to wear the glasses). OK, he's definitely not one of them.
I'd accuse Limbaugh of being a shape-shifting lizard, but seriously . . . what self-respecting lizard would choose that shape?
I'm honored.
Dok, put these glasses on. Just put them on! &l(ensuing 20 minute brawl with dok to get him to wear the glasses). OK, he's definitely not one of them.
Most politicians are land-crawlers of some sort.
No word from Herpocanuckimessican Ted "T Rex" Cruz.
The fruit or the New Zealanders?
Note: My auto-correct wants to turn Zealanders into salamanders. A mere coincidence, I'm sure.
No one suggested Jackass?