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Chris Grrr's avatar

Heh. Once the adrenaline hits, it's hard to stop at dousing miscreants with people. I've doused 'em with furniture and fixtures before I could stop myself...

FeloniousMonk's avatar

Ha! In Yorkshire we only had one Ted Hughes to proposition t' whole county!

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Bloody hell. I'd never heard of that before, and I'm grateful for the advance warning. Trying to make polite chit-chat shortly after being poleaxed might have been hard. Are the ponies going to play William Tell?

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"Residents", all fully apprised of the maneuvering and all fired up, along the same lines, about an appointment, suddenly pack a city council meeting and turn it into a circus. That just had to be a fair cross-section of the public, and public opinion, in Newark.

bobbert's avatar

I'm sure your folks will appreciate that little break once an hour. :>)

bobbert's avatar

You're on the clock, Dok.

bobbert's avatar

Something something prophet something country something.

bobbert's avatar

Yeah, $133 a week for one person doesn't sound that tricky. Actually, $133 a month for one person isn't unimaginable, although the wine selection would be pretty shit.

$133 a month for a family of four (which is more likely the case) is fucking insane.

FeloniousMonk's avatar

"I got to be Robespierre!" Probably because of those sea-green eyes.

FeloniousMonk's avatar

83.14159265358979% of all kitties have green eyes. (This number brought to you by Scarborough Ass-Derived Statistics.)

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It was only a matter of time.

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That's what all you zombies think.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

be glad boskolives didn't mention Rebecca Black

schmannity's avatar

Governor Rick Scott wants his likeness back

Mahousu's avatar

<a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=Qrx6DDgTH_w" target="_blank">Megyn doesn't see what the big deal with the pepper spray is</a>. It's just a food product, after all.