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Heh. Once the adrenaline hits, it's hard to stop at dousing miscreants with people. I've doused 'em with furniture and fixtures before I could stop myself...

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Ha! In Yorkshire we only had one Ted Hughes to proposition t' whole county!

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Bloody hell. I'd never heard of that before, and I'm grateful for the advance warning. Trying to make polite chit-chat shortly after being poleaxed might have been hard. Are the ponies going to play William Tell?

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"Residents", all fully apprised of the maneuvering and all fired up, along the same lines, about an appointment, suddenly pack a city council meeting and turn it into a circus. That just had to be a fair cross-section of the public, and public opinion, in Newark.

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I'm sure your folks will appreciate that little break once an hour. :>)

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You're on the clock, Dok.

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Something something prophet something country something.

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Yeah, $133 a week for one person doesn't sound that tricky. Actually, $133 a month for one person isn't unimaginable, although the wine selection would be pretty shit.

$133 a month for a family of four (which is more likely the case) is fucking insane.

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Ha ha ha.

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"I got to be Robespierre!" Probably because of those sea-green eyes.

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83.14159265358979% of all kitties have green eyes. (This number brought to you by Scarborough Ass-Derived Statistics.)

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It was only a matter of time.

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That's what all you zombies think.

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be glad boskolives didn't mention Rebecca Black

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Governor Rick Scott wants his likeness back

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<a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=Qrx6DDgTH_w" target="_blank">Megyn doesn't see what the big deal with the pepper spray is</a>. It's just a food product, after all.

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