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bobbert's avatar

That's good.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"Yeah, I'm going to need you to redesign this Jump To Conclusions mat in a circular form, for my new office."

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SullivanSt's avatar

I'd love to know how it came to be that speechwriting was "care and feeding" operation as distinct from a "packaging and selling" operation.

Also apparently the people around Romney thought only 1/3 of what the White House does is "policy", with the remaining 2/3rds being activities for the exclusive benefit of the President himself. Wow.

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malsperanza's avatar

All this corporate stuff is awful, but it was the meatloaf cakes that would have destroyed the nation.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

We must be team players, ready to do the heavy lifting that will help us generate client-focused solutions that will empower those in the loop to incentivize result-driven market based priorities

Those willing to go the extra mile and push the envelope will reap the value-added build out of a broad-based paradigm shift designed to peel back the onion and ramp it up to the next level.

I'm glad we can put that one to bed, as it is primarily a back of the napkin vision statement. We should touch base in order to capitalize on this mission-critical opportunity. The roll-out must have a strategic focus on the cross-functional customer-driven component of our core business in order to deploy our best practices to achieve our big picture bottom line...

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fuflans's avatar

this.

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fuflans's avatar

well, it kinda makes sense. he was that asshole boss we've all had...

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Format C:

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fuflans's avatar

<i>IT'S R-MONEY'S AMERICA; WE ARE JUST LIVING IN IT</i>

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA actually we're not.

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

Then she summoned Consuela, the #3 Housekeeper, to play My Little Dancing Ponies with her. Consuela is her bestest friend!

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

"Do you need help with that?"

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

we got a mission accomplished statement instead

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

you didn't build that slide

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diogenez's avatar

Also included: plans to purchase Bolivia in a leveraged debt scheme.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Getting the Social Secuity fund into the Cayman Islands was never going to be easy -- notice how they just glossed over the hard parts?

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

R2P2- the sad little robot that Lucas left in the trash heap

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