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Rarian Rakista's avatar

Not if there is a toilet on one.

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Rarian Rakista's avatar

All you have to do is eat raw steak every day for 40 years.

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Rarian Rakista's avatar

I thought he used sea mines for anal beads.

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Rarian Rakista's avatar

I don't know, Cheney doesn't look prime and I'm pretty sure cannibalism is against the Noahic laws.

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chascates's avatar

Luckily he had the best government-run health program around to keep his ticker ticking.

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fuflans's avatar

1. Iraq 2. Afghanistan 3. The integrity of the judicial system 4. Valerie Plame's career 5. Liz 6. The minutes from the energy committee meeting 7. That damned parka.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

I wouldn't try using the shower facilities.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

He went from looking like Mr. Potter in "It's a Wonderful Life" at Obama's inauguration to the U.S. President in "Dr. Strangelove" at this event.

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PsycWench's avatar

I was thinking that he looked like a shorter Michael Chertoff.

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PsycWench's avatar

I thought it would be built rapidly but then fall down within a couple of years. But if it fell down with Glenn Beck in it, hell I'd vote for that.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

Precious, precious, precious!

My Precious! O my Precious!

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Oh great. Now everybody will want to go on the Cheney diet.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

And that's good!

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Joshua Norton's avatar

Sorry, Dickie boy, but judging from that picture, you're about to be shovel-ready before too much longer.

Frail old fool.

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