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Rarian Rakista's avatar

Not if there is a toilet on one.

Rarian Rakista's avatar

All you have to do is eat raw steak every day for 40 years.

Rarian Rakista's avatar

I thought he used sea mines for anal beads.

Rarian Rakista's avatar

I don't know, Cheney doesn't look prime and I'm pretty sure cannibalism is against the Noahic laws.

chascates's avatar

Luckily he had the best government-run health program around to keep his ticker ticking.

fuflans's avatar

1. Iraq 2. Afghanistan 3. The integrity of the judicial system 4. Valerie Plame's career 5. Liz 6. The minutes from the energy committee meeting 7. That damned parka.

Spurning Beer's avatar

I wouldn't try using the shower facilities.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

He went from looking like Mr. Potter in "It's a Wonderful Life" at Obama's inauguration to the U.S. President in "Dr. Strangelove" at this event.

PsycWench's avatar

I was thinking that he looked like a shorter Michael Chertoff.

PsycWench's avatar

I thought it would be built rapidly but then fall down within a couple of years. But if it fell down with Glenn Beck in it, hell I'd vote for that.

Joshua Norton's avatar

Precious, precious, precious!

My Precious! O my Precious!

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Oh great. Now everybody will want to go on the Cheney diet.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

And that's good!

Joshua Norton's avatar

Sorry, Dickie boy, but judging from that picture, you're about to be shovel-ready before too much longer.

Frail old fool.