George W. Bush broke ground on his presidential library of children's book boxed-sets packed with plush characters Monday, and look who was on hand. Why, if it's not the Angel of Death himself! Yes, Dick Cheney, who does not have a pulse, we remind you,
1. Iraq 2. Afghanistan 3. The integrity of the judicial system 4. Valerie Plame's career 5. Liz 6. The minutes from the energy committee meeting 7. That damned parka.
He went from looking like Mr. Potter in "It's a Wonderful Life" at Obama's inauguration to the U.S. President in "Dr. Strangelove" at this event.
I thought it would be built rapidly but then fall down within a couple of years. But if it fell down with Glenn Beck in it, hell I'd vote for that.
Not if there is a toilet on one.
All you have to do is eat raw steak every day for 40 years.
I thought he used sea mines for anal beads.
I don't know, Cheney doesn't look prime and I'm pretty sure cannibalism is against the Noahic laws.
Luckily he had the best government-run health program around to keep his ticker ticking.
1. Iraq 2. Afghanistan 3. The integrity of the judicial system 4. Valerie Plame's career 5. Liz 6. The minutes from the energy committee meeting 7. That damned parka.
I wouldn't try using the shower facilities.
He went from looking like Mr. Potter in "It's a Wonderful Life" at Obama's inauguration to the U.S. President in "Dr. Strangelove" at this event.
I was thinking that he looked like a shorter Michael Chertoff.
I thought it would be built rapidly but then fall down within a couple of years. But if it fell down with Glenn Beck in it, hell I'd vote for that.
Precious, precious, precious!
My Precious! O my Precious!
Oh great. Now everybody will want to go on the Cheney diet.
And that's good!
Sorry, Dickie boy, but judging from that picture, you're about to be shovel-ready before too much longer.
Frail old fool.