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There is a rumor going 'round that the gorgeous visage of our beloved First Lady Michelle Obama will be gracing grocery store check-out aisles everywhere come next month. No, they have not started carrying Candy magazine at the Piggly Wiggly. It's Vogue ! "USA TODAY's David Jackson confirms that Annie Leibovitz was at the White House on Thursday, the day The Washingtonian reported the possibility of a March cover shot by the famed photog. More evidence: CBS News' White House correspondent Mark Knoller tweeted that a Vogue staffer was aboard the press plane to and from Las Vegas on Tuesday." Everybody is FREAKING OUT.
Our FLOTUS made her Vogue debut in March 2009 as "The First Lady the World's Been Waiting For." We soon learned, of course, that there are some parts of the world that were not entirely ready for this first lady! Parts of the world like this and like this. So what will the cover of Michelle's potential Vogue cover read this time?
Vogue, incidentally, is keeping mum on the cover girl commotion: "We never comment on rumors about future editorial," the mag's rep, Megan Salt, told The Washingtonian.
So back off, USA Today! Go back to your colorful charts and let the beautiful people decide when and where they would like to unveil our First Lady. Beyonce totally knows what's up, though.
[ USA Today ]
News Media Squeals With Delight About Michelle Obama 'Vogue' Possibility
I still remember one time back in the 90's Hillary was in a spread in Vogue. Some bitch wrote in totally pissed because SHE had spent her life maintaining her size 2 physique, so what was this fat cow doing gracing the pages of Vogue?
I think that what caused FLOTUS to roll her eyes was the realization that Boehner had just cut a "silent but deadly" one. The proof is in the last frame of that video clip.