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Do you think the attack happened?

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Most women I know-- if they got in a bind-- rather than go to Planned Parenthood-- would LOVE to ask the advice of one of those plump-armed congressmen in a short-sleeved shirt and a reddish face who says, "You know you did wrong. Would you like to discuss it with my Pastor? Or my mother? She's a deaconess in our church." They think they can write the laws, like, "if a woman can prove she's getting the birth control for medical reasons and not in order to have sex, then the companies might pay for it." Meaning they won't pay if it's for the women to have sex. And then they stand up and describe this and you know they're probably the same guys who are just horny guys, they have short sleeves under those suits, and all their money comes from crooked farm subsidies. Am I right?

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Ooo, oooo, who is the Sarah's Real Dad? I must know, and we only have the film on VHS. Unplayable. Please pretty please tell!

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Why is it that most of the people who are against abortion are people you wouldn't want to fuck in the first place? - George Carlin

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I worry that Tucker Carlson might ever have made any spot damp.

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You can see the resemblance, yeah? https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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I guess I'm also among the 28. But I avoided anything with the Coreys in it.

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Sorry for your loss, but regretfully, the phrase "Netflix and chill" generally carries the implication of sex on the sofa without the expense of a date in advance.

The kids these days, they ruin everything.

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mmm...maybe...but she definitely looks like a martha

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Around Amish Country (OH, PA), EVERY meat store is named Yoder Meats.

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And I actually love the stuff.

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OMG THAT IS PERFECT!

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The Lost Boys LIBEL!!!

(In all seriousness, I think that's the only movie I've seen with either of the Coreys.)

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Parenthood with Martha and Keanu as a couple. Yeah!

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I enjoyed her on The Good Wife.

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Preces!

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