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sanandreasfaults's avatar

Outstanding

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gammarae's avatar

way up there in the running for "blind date from hell", boyo.

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Kitty White's avatar

They said “a seat at the table,” not “a seat at the desk.” Fucking DUH.

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Old_KC's avatar

I might counter his “WTH DOES JILL BIDEN KNOW ABOUT THE G7?!?!?!!!!!” with a hearty “WHAT THE FUCK DID IVANKA KNOW ABOUT THE G7?!” but that would mean I’d be on Twitter and I’m just not. So I’ll type it in all caps here.

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Almost upvoted, but needs moar ALL CAPS.

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This meme made me cackle - I had never seen it (I quit watching Friends at some point). Joey is such a meathead.

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Yes! I walk outside in Tampa to let my dog out at 7 am and poof! cannot see a damned thing.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

A t-shirt in the making.

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It's exhausted me for I don't know how many years now.

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I used to wear glasses. Then I got me the new eyez with the cataract surgery. Now I can wear cool shades like Joe Biden.

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I never would have recognized you.

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He hates the correct people, and his face fits on the screen.

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'Member when TFG had all the important people in the Oval Office and Kellyanne was hanging on the couch with her shoes off checking her phone?

Pepperidge Farms decided to say, "Fuck it! If anyone asks, I was in a coma then."

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

A friend who's a lawyer has worked at several different firms. He and the missus always made a point to "christen" the desk in each new office.

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Miss_Feckless's avatar

I don't' recommend it. I replied to a high-ranking R's moronic tweet recently and weeks later people/bots are still angrily replying. I just tell them to try anger management and block them.

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