Newsweek Forgets To Put Image Of Captain America Fighting Commies On Patriotic Cover

Don't worry about your taxes, America! TheNewsweekclaims we are "back," as in "who got lotsa money, we the Americas do, fap fap." Attend the most exquisite restaurants and order only the choicest hares, tonight! Bathe in condor blood filtered through gold doubloons! BOOM! [ Barry Ritholz ]