Newt Gingrich has some very interesting schemes for making money, it seems, but it troubles him that the same strip joint keeps trying to give him funds for one of his special Newt trophies. Newt, of course, needs monies to build a prison of Christianity around the GZ MOSK, but it keeps getting infected with the stripper cash he keeps accidentally asking for.
Mr. GIngrich and Sen. McCain can swap stories. John can tell Newt what it&#039;s like to date a stripper (Marie the Flame of Florida), and Newt can share tips about how to get the dancer to put currency in <i>your</i> underpants.
Don&#039;t many businesses send some kind of &quot;Thank You!&quot; token to their best customers at holiday time? Why does Newt hate small business? I&#039;m assuming it&#039;s a small business b/c there aren&#039;t a lot of stripper chains.
A fire extinguisher, we could make a Nude Newt Rocket, make Newt go Newtonian.
Mr. GIngrich and Sen. McCain can swap stories. John can tell Newt what it&#039;s like to date a stripper (Marie the Flame of Florida), and Newt can share tips about how to get the dancer to put currency in <i>your</i> underpants.
yup those are some american solutions alright.
Don&#039;t many businesses send some kind of &quot;Thank You!&quot; token to their best customers at holiday time? Why does Newt hate small business? I&#039;m assuming it&#039;s a small business b/c there aren&#039;t a lot of stripper chains.
It&rsquo;s called the Santa maneuver, if there is a knee sticking out of the fat rolls it can be squatted on.