Presidential candidate/kitsch 1990s artifact Newt Gingrich knows he's going to have to explain why he had so many affairs when he was trying to remove President Clinton from office for getting a blowjob, and here's how he explained it to CBN in what appears to be some kind of tractor shed for storing murder victims: "There's no question that at times in my life, partially driven by how passionately I felt about this country, that I worked far too hard, and that things happened in my life that were not appropriate." Ah, there you go! Newt was so horny for America he would have sex with
Ya gotta love a religion that lets you fuck up (literally) like Newt and then says "all is forgiven" by a few Hail Marys. I'd find that theology more compelling if I saw the same forgiveness from its adherents.
Good news! About all of my family has leaved the UM because they were 'too liberal and in bed with the World Council of Churches'. And the Baptists never had as good a feed as my hometown church's 'Groundhog Day all-you-can-eat Sausage and Pancake Supper!
OMG! What a great money-making scheme for bilking the stupids....err, I mean, what a wonderful thing to do for our rapturous brethren's peace of mind.....
It's the beastiality that disturbs me.
He has fucked this country unbelievably well and often.
Cigarette? Or maybe you prefer a cigar? Bill!?
Did his boss work at the bishopric?<br /><br />---
I thought it was cum dumpster
&quot;uncooked bacon ... burlap-covered tofu brick&quot;
She is basking the glow of Newt&#039;s sincerity.
Ya gotta love a religion that lets you fuck up (literally) like Newt and then says &quot;all is forgiven&quot; by a few Hail Marys. I&#039;d find that theology more compelling if I saw the same forgiveness from its adherents.
Way ahead of you on that wonkette vs work continuum
That&#039;s later, when he names a VP candidate.
Snark off....happy happy joy joy, for realz.
So, is Louisiana teabagging Mexico?
Never a miscommunication...
Good news! About all of my family has leaved the UM because they were &#039;too liberal and in bed with the World Council of Churches&#039;. And the Baptists never had as good a feed as my hometown church&#039;s &#039;Groundhog Day all-you-can-eat Sausage and Pancake Supper!
OMG! What a great money-making scheme for bilking the stupids....err, I mean, what a wonderful thing to do for our rapturous brethren&#039;s peace of mind.....
Thumbs up for you!