Newt Gingrich was just on the teevee talking about the moon, jobs, Kaiser Wilhelm, Mitt Romney, Barack Obama, cocaine and methamphetamine, amnesia, his grandchildren, Ellis the Elephant, dropping out of the Republican presidential nominating contest, and everything else he has ever thought about for half-a-second since 1968. He has
"a white whale joke"? There are many white whale jokes.
What's the difference between a white whale and Newt Gingrich? ... No, I asked you first.
A flying white whale perfectly represents Gingrich's "smart ideas". Like child janitors. Moon colonies. Support for Mitt Romney.
Isn't Moby Dick afraid of getting eaten by Newt?
True name: Mobius Dick. Like Newt, it's a dick without beginning or end.
Sure Moby Dick and Newt have a lot in common, but Newt only used his blow hole on Reagan.
"Moby Dick Airways?" The Great White Dope?
Rub a Romney.
"a white whale joke"? There are many white whale jokes.
What's the difference between a white whale and Newt Gingrich? ... No, I asked you first.
A flying white whale perfectly represents Gingrich's "smart ideas". Like child janitors. Moon colonies. Support for Mitt Romney.
Isn't Moby Dick afraid of getting eaten by Newt?
True name: Mobius Dick. Like Newt, it's a dick without beginning or end.
Sure Moby Dick and Newt have a lot in common, but Newt only used his blow hole on Reagan.
Moby Dick + white whale - a match made in <strike>heaven</strike> the most depraved imaginings of a sick mind.
Also ironic: presumably they&#039;ll be relentlessly hunting him (or at least, the money he owes) down for years.
I guess Swindell and Cheatem weren&#039;t available.
<a href="http:\/\/i1115.photobucket.com\/albums\/k551\/denniverse\/gop-douche.jpg" target="_blank">What a future Gingrich endorsement of Romney might look like...</a>
Moby Dick Airways! Er, I see the belly of the Great White Historian!
Newt to creditors: You fucked up, you trusted me.